Chat goes idle, Prod and Envy go nuts

[09:53] <Prodigal> ...Did anyone survive the dropping of the idlechat bomb
[09:53] <Prodigal> I...I think i'm the only one...
[09:53] <Prodigal> i'm so sold...
[09:53] <Prodigal> cold
[10:00] <Envy> MY LEGS
[10:00] <Envy> WHERE ARE MY LEGS
[10:00] <Envy> I CANT FEEL THEM
[10:00] <Prodigal> I THINK THEY ARE OVER HERE
[10:00] <Envy> IS ANYBODY THERE
[10:01] <Envy> oh... my... god...
[10:01] <Envy> what happened here...
[10:01] <Prodigal> It's terrible
[10:01] <Prodigal> Mich left the chat to catch some sleep
[10:01] <Prodigal> and... OH GOD
[10:01] <Prodigal> THE HORROR
[10:01] <Prodigal> There was 0's and 1's everywhere
[10:02] <Envy> NOT THE 0's
[10:02] <Prodigal> YES
[10:03] <Prodigal> I hope we aren't the only survivors...
[10:04] * Dj-Zexus (webchat@ip68-12-181-210.ok.ok.cox.net) has joined #TAP
[10:04] <Envy> OH GOD
[10:04] <Envy> HELP
[10:04] <Envy> HEEEEELP
[10:04] <Prodigal> MORE SURVIVORS
[10:05] <Envy> COME OVER HERE QUICK
[10:05] <Prodigal> OKAY
[10:05] <Prodigal> wait
[10:05] <Envy> not you
[10:05] <Envy> youre already over here
[10:05] <Prodigal> oh
[10:05] <Envy> but wait
[10:05] <Envy> I HAVE NO LEGS
[10:05] <Prodigal> I'LL STICK EM BACK ON
[10:05] <Prodigal> WITH A GLUE STICK
[10:06] <Envy> NOT GLUE IN MY WOUNDS
[10:06] <Envy> I CANT HANDLE THAT
[10:06] <Prodigal> FINE
[10:06] <Prodigal> uhh
[10:06] <Envy> HAVE ANY SALT?
[10:06] <Prodigal> YES
[10:06] <Envy> PUT IT IN ME
[10:06] <Prodigal> I WAS AT MCDONALDS
[10:06] <Envy> QUICK
[10:06] <Prodigal> AND THEY GAVE ME SOME PACKETS
[10:06] <Prodigal> HERE
[10:06] * Prodigal throws salt at Envy
[10:06] <Envy> AGHHHHHHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD
[10:06] <Envy> IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE OF ME
[10:06] <Prodigal> INSIDE MY
[10:06] <Prodigal> UTERUS
[10:07] <Envy> TOUCHING ME
[10:07] <Envy> IN MY CERVIX
[10:07] <Prodigal> ISN'T THAT
[10:07] <Prodigal> DANGEROUS
[10:08] <Envy> I DONT KNOW
[10:08] <Envy> IT FEELS AMAZING THOUGH
[10:08] <Envy> OH MY GOD
[10:08] <Envy> MY CERVIX FELL OUT
[10:08] <Envy> YOU WERE RIGHT
[10:08] <Prodigal> THAT SUCKS
[10:08] <Prodigal> WE SHOULD CALL FOR HELP
[10:08] <Envy> I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU
[10:08] <Envy> THROW OVER SOME MORE SALT THOUGH
[10:08] <Prodigal> OKAY
[10:09] * Prodigal throws more salt
[10:09] * TAPGuest64 (webchat@cm231.omega9.maxonline.com.sg) has joined #TAP
[10:09] <Envy> INSIDE OF ME
[10:09] <Envy> IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE OF ME
[10:09] * TAPGuest64 is now known as reidmewn
[10:09] <reidmewn> oh look
[10:09] <reidmewn> i'm a TAP guest
[10:09] <Prodigal> YOURE A SURVIVOR
[10:09] <Envy> ANOTHER SURVIVOR
[10:09] <reidmewn> LEMME TAP THAT SEXY ASS OF YOURS ENVY
[10:09] <Envy> HOW CAN YOU THINK OF SEX AT A TIME LIKE THIS
[10:09] <Prodigal> WE NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION
[10:09] <Envy> YOURE A BRUTE OF A MAN
[10:09] <reidmewn> WHAT SUVIVOR
[10:10] <reidmewn> what happened o.o
[10:10] <Envy> OH MY GOD HE'S DELIRIOUS
[10:10] <Envy> WE HAVE TO KILL HIM SO HIS DELIRIUM DOESN'T SPREAD
[10:10] <reidmewn> whut
[10:10] <Prodigal> EXACTLY
[10:10] <Envy> WE CAN EAT HIS BODY FOR SUSTENANCE
[10:10] <reidmewn> NO
[10:10] <reidmewn> I DONT GOTS DELIRIUMZ I SWEAR
[10:10] <Envy> TELL ME
[10:10] <Envy> WHAT YEAR IS IT
[10:10] * Dj-Zexus (webchat@ip68-12-181-210.ok.ok.cox.net) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[10:10] <Prodigal> OH NO
[10:11] <reidmewn> JUST GONNORHEA
[10:11] <Envy> WHAT YEAR IS IT GOD DAMMIT
[10:11] <reidmewn> 1976
[10:11] <reidmewn> lets go oldskool bitches
[10:11] <Envy> its worse than i thought
[10:11] <reidmewn> *disco*
[10:11] <Envy> we'll have to remove his genitals first